Shin wai Me ya faru ne har yasa Hukumar Leken Asirin Amurka ta tilasta wa babban kwamandan dukkanin rundunonin kasar gudu a cikin akwatunan abinci daga filin jirgin sama?!
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Kafar yada Labarai ta CBS, ta nakalto daga jami’an Amurka cewa, a watan da ya gabata, bayan taron shugabannin kungiyar NATO a Ankara, an gano wata barazana mai hadari daga Iran kan yiwuwar harba makami mai linzami kan jirgin Air Force One tsohon samfuri.
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Jaridun Washington Post da New York Times, su ma sun fallasa cewa Trump ya hau jirgin shugaban kasa a gaban kyamarori, amma daga lokacin da aka rufe kofofin jirgin, motar daukar abinci ta zo wurin, kuma an saka shi a ciki kamar kayan fasa-kwauri a cikin akwatunan abinci.
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Faifan bidiyon Washington Post ya nuna wata mota mai daukar kaya tana tafiya zuwa wani jirgin saman soji.
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Trump ya gudu a cikin wancan jirgin zuwa Biritaniya. A cewar wasu majiyoyi, a can ma an sake mayar da shi cikin akwatunan abinci zuwa wancan tsohon jirgin. Wato a tafiya daya aka yi wadannan sauye-sauyen don guje wa barazana sau daya, kuma don guje wa abin kunya da yake boyewa.
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Mafi muni fiye da haka shi ne, an umurci manema labarai da ma’aikatan fadar White House wadanda ba su da labarin komai, da su hau jirgin Air Force One.
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An tilasta su sauke labulen jirgin kasa kamar yanayin jirgi a yankunan yaki domin su zama garkuwa ga shugaban kasa!
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Wannan lamari, a cewar dan jaridar Amurka Brian Krassenstein, shi ne ya sa kakakin fadar White House, Caroline Leavitt ta yi murabus.
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Amma wannan lamarin ya bankado wasu batutuwa na gaskiya. Na daya: rugujewar tunanin babbar kasa mai iko!
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Shugaban Amurka ya koma kamar kayan abinci da aka tattara, wato inuwar Iran tana da ban tsoro har a bayan katangar NATO.
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Na biyu: An tashi daga mai ban tsoro an koma mai jin tsoro!
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Iran ba ta harba makami mai linzami ba, sai dai ta yi ishara ne kawai da yiwuwar mayar da martani, amma mai mulkin fadar White House ya shiga cikin matsanancin firgici.
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Na uku: An tafka abin kunya bayan ikirarin nasara!
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Trump ya ce ya rusa karfin sojan Iran, amma motar daukar abinci ta rusa wannan da’awar tasa cikin sauki.
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Idan shugaban Amurka da kansa, har ma a cikin kasashe abokan kawancensa ba shi da tsaro, to yaya zai kare sojojinsa da wakilansa a yankin Tekun Fasha?